Your Cadaverous Palor Betrays and Aura of Foreboding.
Look familiar? All I could think to myself when I walked in to the 1890s house in Cortland, New York was the Haunted Mansion at Disney World. Sadly, the staff had no sense of theatricality and denied up and down that not only was the place not haunted, but they lived on the third floor and nothing creepy ever happens there. What a bummer. All I can say is that with a little flair they could make way more then $3 for students and $5 for adults when their open between 1-4pm on weekdays. So what exactly were we paying for if not a creepy haunted house? A house built by the inventor of screens.... that's right, metal screens. The house did have some intriguing architecture and would be incredibly lavish is built today.
In other news, I've got an extremely important phone call to make soon... Am I Ready?
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