"Is this a roller coaster?"
Score one for Florida schools.
It was like being at a great closing night party with the cast of a show you'd missed. The longtimers were there reminiscing and performers were giving it their all.
I'm glad I caught what I could of this unique experience.
10) Manhattan Express
New York, New York Hotel Casino (Las Vegas, NV) - may or may not be worth $12, but the ride has a great backdrop and some fun maneuvers.
9) Revenge of the Mummy
Universal Studios Florida (Orlando, FL) - sometimes you want a theme park to be Bambi and Cinderella, and sometimes you want a mummy to eat your soul.
8) Space Mountain
Disneyland (Anaheim, CA) - Who would have thought that simply placing a wild mouse roller coaster in the dark could be so amazing? Though it tops out at a whooping 35 miles an hour, Space Mountain will always be in my top 10, and the upgrades to the Disneyland version with on board audio are perfect...
7) Phantom's Revenge
Kennywood (Pittsburgh, PA) - Riding this coaster in the complete dark of a Phantom's Fright Night with the crisp fall air of Pennslyvania whipping in your face is a must-have experience.
6) Superman: Ride of Steel
Six Flags New England (Agawam, MA) - up 208 feet on the lift hill and then down 221 feet. Wait, what?
5) The Hulk
Islands of Adventure (Orlando, FL) - "I think this time it might work...."
4) Maverick
Cedar Point (Sandusky, OH) - Solid pre-ride theming and really amazing fighter pilot-like manuevers make Cedar Points newest offering a ride for the ages.
3) Dueling Dragons
Islands of Adventure (Orlando, FL) - two completely different tracks, amazing queue, and my personal favorite type of coaster-- hanging, make this an easy choice for a top ten list. The ride smoothness and design put it in the top three.
2) SheiKra
Busch Gardens Africa (Tampa, FL) - coming around a 180 degree turn at a height of 200 feet gives you a great view of Tampa, and then you get a great view of the 90 degree drop as you're precariously held there staring straight down for 5 agonizing seconds.
1) Millennium Force
Cedar Point (Sandusky, OH) - I truly, honestly felt like I was flying. Nuff said.
Reccommened for anyone, particularly the intensely opinionated, design-minded group that I tend to be friends with.
The Wedding party, from left to right, HES Chairman "Just along for the ride", next to Barco front-man "Maybe now my kids will think I'm cool", to the side of HES Co-founder "... or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage", and of course who could forget the other HES Co-founder "that guy".
Apparently the GTA designers have a thing for chicks with 6 fingers:
Finally, Jake Degroot can get an iPhone, it now runs Windows (look closely):
Nope, me neither. But master of the universe Steve Jobs thinks it looks like this:
and has filed a copyright infringement claim. Ummm, right. This is a surprisingly Microsoft-like move for Apple. Even more ironic is that Apple is constantly settling with the Beatle's Apple Corp (from which it gets its name) for the very same thing-- turns out the original agreement let Apple Computer use the name for, well, computers, but insisted they steer clear of music for fear of confusion... in 1984 the plans for the iPod weren't quite hatched yet.
Let's hope Apple comes to its senses and renegs. Part of the countersuit would revoke Apple's Apple's trademark (that was not a stutter) alleging that it is too generic to achieve trademark status.
In a related story, coming soon to Life 2.0 "How Dare NYC Call Itself the Big Apple!" :-P
... ok, that last one was meant as a joke.
I'm not 100% sure why I'm writing this... hopefully someone out there will find it interesting, or maybe it will merely confirm my complete dorkdom.
Last week the Themed Entertainment Association (of which I recently became a member) released their attendance analysis for theme and water parks worldwide.
Now, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume no one reading this has actually read the report, so here's the top:
Theme Park Chains:
There's a big drop off after that. For the record, Merlin Entertainment owns Legoland parks and a lot of parks in Europe. Busch Entertainment owns Busch Gardens (obviously) and SeaWorld Parks. Cedar Fair owns Knott's Berry Farm, Cedar Point (yay Julie!) and a number of regional parks-- they acquired the old Paramount Parks chain several years ago.
Let's start with the obvious, Disney is obnoxiously ahead of everyone else. Their overall attendance comes from 11 worldwide parks, which is a lot, but similar in number to everyone else on the list other than Uni, which only owns 4 parks. In fact, Uni's showing is fairly respectable considering their total park count. Their 4 parks are of very high quality, and though Islands of Adventure has run into some stagnation problems (more on it later), I personally consider them to be the value player in the industry (low cost full-fledged get away vacations for a very low cost).
For the record, this figures are not released by the parks themselves, and are complied by TEA and Economic Research Associates. The only chain to dispute the findings is Busch, and if there reports are correct, they should be just behind Universal Studios at number 4.
I cut off the report at 6, starting with 7 there's a large drop-off to groups with under 10 million in attendance, and most of them are extremely regional.
Now, as far as individual parks go:
Okay, so some analysis. Disney's newest park in Hong Kong had a tough sophomore year, down 20%. This is as the long standing competitor in the area, Ocean Park, picked back up some of this attendance. It's clear that Disney has to offer a lot more at this location to make it the destination its envisioned as-- for those that don't know, this park is literally on a island a mile off the mainland. Cool idea, but one undersized park clearly isn't enough to support it, and since its such an investment to get there it suffers from lack of "what do you want to do today?" appeal.
The park that people always assume is in trouble had an amazing year-- Disneyland Paris, formerly EuroDisney. It's 13% is impressive, and easily the biggest mover on the list. Despite popular opinion, this park never had an attendance problem. Really its flirt with bankruptcy had to do with lower than expected per capita spending and about 3 too many hotels (the place is about 40 minutes from Paris, and though I've never been, I hear there's a nice place to stay or two in that city).
Universal Studios best performing park is actually in Japan, very interesting. It was another great year for Japanese parks. Islands of Adventure continues to idle along, no real new attractions since its opening in the late 90's. Harry Potter's mini-theme park should do a lot to boost that parks attendance, as should the park's next door neighbor (Universal Studios Florida) coming coaster. That coaster, codenamed Project Rumble, will be the tallest coaster in Florida and feature a vertical lift hill-- a rendering of it is the leader to this article.
Despite common expectation, Disney's Animal Kingdom did not overtake Disney's Hollywood Studios (formerly Disney-MGM Studios) as the #3 Park at Walt Disney World, though it moved agonizingly close. The opening of the Finging Nemo musical and continued popularity of the Expedition Everest coaster helped give it another solid gain. I one day expect this park-- the second largest in the world, to sit right behind Epcot and solidly in front of DHS.
Disney's California Adventure (DCA) was the only US Park to face a decline. The $1.1 Billion overall planned for the park could not have come at a better time. However, there's an interesting artifact in effect here. Theme park attendance, in instances where there are more than one park on a given property, is based on the FIRST park a visitor goes to. DCA is literally right across a small esplanade from Disneyland.
Realistically, these two parks have an attendance of 20.6 million, finishing in first place. But also of note, Disneyland almost universally opens 1-3 hours EARLIER than does DCA. Meaning if you're up early, you go to Disneyland first, accounting for their attendance only, even if you wander over to DCA for the majority of the day (which of course, you wouldn't). I'm sure Disney has much more accurate stats that they keep to themselves. Point is, as much fun as it is to bash DCA, the park still gets solid attendance.
Overall attendance in the US had a strong positive move considering how mature an industry it is. Parks in Asia are showing the volatility inherent in the newness of the industry there. Frankly I think its yet to be seen whether the Chinese in particular will endorse a Disney Park. Disney's recent flirt with Australia may have been the better near-term play for the company (but we all know that's not what they have in mind). Ultimately I wonder if the Hong Kong park was a mistake. They were so driven to get a park into China as soon as possible though. The better situation would probably have been a standard-sized Australia park, coupled with a giant Disney World-style destination in mainland China, this would have left them with three equally spaced parks in Asia, with the largest of them at the geographic center.
Those are my thoughts at this time. Anyone make it all the way through? Questions welcome.
I still remember exactly where we sat in the restaurant, what the weather was like, what stuff was on the walls, and how the waitress struggled to pour our beer. All of this over 14 months ago, yet I feel like I can put in the tape, hit play, and re-watch the entire experience.
This kind of memory can be great, but it can also be a real pain in the ass. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who remembers something, if it actually mattered that it ever happened... kind like that tree that falls in the forest. It also is an occasional frustration for the very people who tend to be included in them.
Well, this turned into a first class ramble. I guess the point is that I may be the last person to remember this short-lived theme (the hotel was originally the San Remo, my middle school librarian stayed there. I told you my memory was obnoxious). Comments welcome.
