6.15.2007

Mystery Light

Seems High End Systems is trying to generate some buzz factor by slowly leaking out information about their first new moving yoke fixture in years (not counting the "digital lights" they've been creaming themselves over). Showgun is either HES's code name for the light or the actual release name (my guess is the latter). Anyone know more? You can view two impressive videos of the light at: http://www.highend.com/hesdirect/showgun/ and http://creative.highend.com/showgun/

It appears to be a light aimed at creating very bright aerial graphics with the added cool-factor of a ring of LEDs around the main lens. From the video it appears to technically be a wash light, though with a very narrow beam and some simple gobo capabilities. The second video includes shootout between the Showgun and a Studio Spot 575, and quite obviously the Showgun puts its older brother to shame given it's 2kw source.

Welcome to WAL-MART

I again had Dunkin Donuts issues this morning. After waiting in line at the Carousel Center in Syracuse, NY I ordered "A seasame bagel with ham, egg, and cheese." Now, the cashier had to re-enter this information because, the "ham, egg, and cheese" option must be selected BEFORE the "seasame" option. She asked if I wanted anything else and I responded "Medium French Vanilla regul... (ahemm) cream and sugar" (grumble). And guess what. We get to start from scratch because the "Value Combo #4," which I now had qualified for, has to be ordered first.

So the correct syntax is not the natural, "I would like a seasame bagel with ham, egg, and cheese and a french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar." Nope, it's "Value Combo #4, medium, ham, egg, and cheese, on a bagel, seasame. French vanilla coffee with cream and sugar." Okay, not the end of the world. But for all the flack we give minimum wage employees for being incompetent, we've also set them up to fail. It should be spectacularly easy to write a software program that allows options to be selected in any order, and then parses them when the "total" button is pressed. They're screwed from the get go much like the irritating "Welcome to Walmart" people who are required to welcome you even if there is a huge line forming at the only open cash register. Seems the middle-management operations-types making 10x what their underlings do aren't any smarter.

6.13.2007

Milestones

With all the mini-milestones lately I've neglected to mention that the Mazda3 turned 10... 10,000 miles that is, on the way down to NYC. It was 1am and I was driving down the highway at 75 miles an hour so I was robbed of the perfect rollover pictures (although it's a digital odometer so it would have left something to be desired anyway). The best I could capture with one free hand was this, but certainly something to commemorate nonetheless.




Also, I finally got my pictures from Almost Heaven photoshoped. Click here for more.

6.12.2007

Getting colder

HA! Thanks to the TONY Awards I am now one step closer and am only 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon. This breaks the 3 degrees record set only 6 months ago:
Jason Read lit Incognito starring Michael Fosberg
Michael Fosberg was in The Presidio with Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan was in In The Cut with Kevin Bacon

The new Jason Read-Kevin Bacon seperation is:
Jason Read assisted the Tony awards with Frank Langella
Frank Langella is in Frost/Nixon with Kevin Bacon

6.11.2007

8:00:12:01

I was watching from the production truck when at exactly 8PM, 0 minutes, 12 seconds, and 1 frame the video signal from the truck cleared the 12 second censoring delay and my life had changed by just a little bit. At that moment the Tony Awards were live on CBS and for the first time I was part of the lighting design team for a nationally televised event. But let's start from the top.

Production morning definitely came with a different feel from the days before. We were doing last minute notes getting ready for a full dress rehearsal that included all the performances live, all the presenters, and a live audience. When that was over we barely had enough time to distribute notes to the three light board ops before lunch break.

After lunch was another run-through, this time dry-- no live performances or audience, and with stand-ins announcing and receiving the awards. Some point after the second run-through was over it all became a blur. It seamed I barely had time to get into my dress blacks before the red carpet arrivals were coming in. I rushed to get a program for my parents, only to be turned down by some woman who will be a probably be a dung beetle in her next life. I spent some time guarding the moving light board operator's line of sight to the stage from the 12 photographers (the guy from USA TODAY kept unsuccessfully hitting on the production escort for the photographers).

At 6:55 I left the house to go to the production truck. The "Creative Arts Awards" began filming live to tape at 7:10 and we cut it extremely close to clipping the front of the true telecast. First major drama of the night came when the HVAC was sucking all the haze out of the air and the lighting designer had to turn off the air conditioning in the theater to restore it for the "A Chorus Line" opening, which brings us back to where I started. The first shots of the evening were the ones we taped Thursday and Friday nights in front of Radio City. If you looked closely you could tell that the streets were shut down when we showed the dancers, but when we showed Marvin playing the piano there were cars on the street.

I stayed in the truck until the end of the third act when I went out to the moving light console to watch Mary Poppins perform in act four, and stayed for the performanceless act five. Act six had Marg Helgenberger (you know, Catherine Willows from CSI) so I went back stage for that and got to see her (she's about average height). I was back in the truck for acts seven, eight, and nine, before finishing the night backstage and in the process bumping into Zach Braff (surprisingly tall), Fantasia (plus entourage), Matt Cavenaugh (the "Grey Gaah-dens" dude), and Angela Landsbury. Everyone was out of there by 11:15PM. It was an truly incredible night, one of those times that I won't soon forget. I learned a lot, had fun, and got to be a small part of something big. There are tons more stories to tell and I'll probably post some more tomorrow, but feel free to give me a call and chat.

Anything can happen if you let it.

6.09.2007

Quickie

Last chance for me to remind everyone to watch the 2007 Tony Awards tomorrow night at 8PM. The morning production meeting starts at 8AM, so it'll be a 16 hour day.

Full details of the craziness when I get back to Cortland on Monday. Oh, and for anyone near there, go check out "Almost Heaven".... it actually ended up being really good (funny how that always happens after god-awful previews).

6.06.2007

Almost Hell

Preview went relatively awful last night. Why? Well that's a story for another day.

But here's the schedule for the next two weeks:
Almost Heaven (lighting design) opens today, 6/6
2007 Tony Awards (lighting assistant) telecast Sunday 6/10
How the Other Half Loves (lighting design) opens 6/20

That's right, two shows and a national telecast in the footprint of exactly TWO WEEKS! Needless to say, if you don't hear from me for a while, I'm not dead.... or maybe I will be?

6.02.2007

Your Attention Please

It is often said that our collective attention spans are being diminished by the influx of advertising, 30 minutes television programs, hell 12 minute television program (yeah Aqua Teen). I've certainly held and voiced that opinion. Recently in a conversation I witnessed the length of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came up. On one side, one who felt that the film was boring and too long, on the other, one who felt that the film was great and the other person simply couldn't handle a cinematic masterpiece of such girth. It got me to thinking, Pirates 3 is a dumb summer popcorn flick (see review below), and it runs an ass-numbing 2 hours 45 minutes. How can this be if we're so collectively ADD?

Here's an interesting comparison:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- 165 minutes -- 2007
Citizen Kane -- 119 minutes -- 1941
Casablanca -- 102 minutes -- 1942
Wizard of Oz -- 108 minutes -- 1939

Here we have a dumb, summer, loud-explosions movie clocking in significantly longer than 3 films that rank in the top 10 of the "AFI 100", that is, the American Film Institute's top 100 films of all time. Maybe we're not becoming such sheep after all. Could this possibly be a "when I was a kid we used to walk up hill in the snow... both ways" perceptual bias? I'm starting to think so. What do you guys think?