Review of M. Night Shyamalan's
The HappeningSo I won't ruin the surprise ending. That would be hard... the big surprise is that there isn't one (oops). Nope, you leave after 90 minutes thinking there MUST be a PS after the credits-- inner monologue time... "because, well, I mean, what?, WHAT?"
This time around your $10.25 gets you what normally is the first and second act of a three act film.
I was really excited the first half hour or so, I was thinking to myself that all the previews for this movie were actually exposition, that the movie began before we ever got to the theater. Well, not so much, nothing really happens after that half hour, so that's all the trailers had to squeeze content out of.
I will say the movie did provide two shocking jaw dropping moments. One should grav just about anyone, so I'll leave it a mystery for those that get stuck watching this crapfest. The other however, about 10 minutes a 15-year old "too cool for school" character in Mark Wahlberg's class comes into frame. It's Bob Lenzi. Yep. After the initial shock of recognizing him, all I could think was something along the lines of, "didn't I lit you naked a couple of months ago?" Surreal. (this surely makes no sense to anyone outside of CMU, which also gets a shout out in the film).
Some interesting sound work, and its interesting that movies are now using people watching youtube on the iPhone as an expository device, but otherwise SKIP IT.